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do you think when johnny depp agrees to be in a movie with a different director he goes home at night and tim burton is just there with his face pressed against the window and johnny has to close the curtains to avoid feeling guilty
(via robbstarrk)
mark zuckerberg and david karp had sex once and during their one night stand, david pulled out and began walking away.
“where are you going?” mark deadpanned.
david looked at him. “i’ll be back shortly.”
